guys at fat camp

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 27-Feb-2011 2:25:00

So, I'm looking for a chewy-cinamon bun type dude. This individual will barely be capable of running up a hill. End of storry, good by and happy eating. :d aah the reactions!

Post 2 by HotPerro (I live and breathe the board) on Sunday, 27-Feb-2011 2:33:09

Ooh, doey and spicy! And hills? Hmm, it'll be more fun watching him rock crawl.

Post 3 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 27-Feb-2011 12:10:18

I think his ass would be a rock in it's self.

Post 4 by Xeon (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 08-Mar-2011 22:37:21

You can hit me up. I hate hills lol :)

Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 08-Mar-2011 22:52:42

Running up a hill? Are you trying to catch a man or are you asking to be chased? Hmm?

Post 6 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 13-Mar-2011 15:49:14

Idk, Wane are you running up a hill.

Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 13-Mar-2011 18:46:26

No. I never chase.

Post 8 by Lisa's Girl forever (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Monday, 14-Mar-2011 9:29:42

ok. strange.

Post 9 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 14-Mar-2011 20:46:21

very interesting. smiles.

Post 10 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 14-Mar-2011 22:20:15

Description please? I mean a man needs to know what he's getting specially if one doesn't want "p h a t pants" Smile.

Post 11 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Friday, 18-Mar-2011 1:18:05

Lmao Wane, your milking this for all it's worth, sir. Well as I stated earlier you have to be a pillsberry doughboy?

Post 12 by Maiden of the Moonlight (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 18-Mar-2011 9:14:49

I'm running up a hill!

Post 13 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Saturday, 19-Mar-2011 10:57:32

You have fun whith that Sara, and don't expect Daniel to cart you back up, :p!

Post 14 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 20-Mar-2011 1:53:54

I am not milking. I am asking questions? I mean the Zone fellas just might be champing at the bit if they knew what you weren't and well I'm just asking the question they'd ask. For example, A girl that doesn't want a )phat) man does she have a 40 inch waist? Will he have to buy her a tent instead of a dress? Can he safely invite you buy and not have to provide a special chair, because his aren't made of iron, stone,that sort of thing?

Post 15 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 20-Mar-2011 11:17:09

Sure, Wane exactly. His ass must alsow be a cinamon roll, lmfao.

Post 16 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 20-Mar-2011 21:21:47

Only his ass? Smile.
I guess the poor men of the Zone will just have to do this, um, blind, since I can't get you to describe yourself. Lol.

Post 17 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Monday, 21-Mar-2011 18:41:04

Or perhaps one of those beer bellies, like in king of the hill?

Post 18 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 21-Mar-2011 21:39:16

A man never runs up a hill without a promise of what he might find at the top.

Post 19 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 22-Mar-2011 16:57:44

This is hillarious. and yeah, we need incentive. There better be something sweet at the top of that thaer hill... (And it doesn't need to be food for me necessarily.)

Post 20 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 22-Mar-2011 18:11:53

Okay. I probably couldn't run up a hill to save my life... lol.

Post 21 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Tuesday, 22-Mar-2011 18:37:52

Wane, I hope that incentive is larger than three inches.

Post 22 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Tuesday, 22-Mar-2011 18:40:01

Um, Amelia Deer, are you okay? I mean mentally okay? lmao this is...interesting.

Post 23 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 22-Mar-2011 20:57:33

3 inches? I thought their was suppose to be you at the top of this hill, or who wanted a man that could run up a hill, so I'm hoping these more then 3 inches don't apply to you? Besides if their were more then 3 inches seems like you'd be the runner?

Post 24 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Tuesday, 22-Mar-2011 21:03:36

lol True...

Post 25 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2011 13:41:03

that was a good one.

Post 26 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2011 23:37:59

How bout three feet. I read somewhere that humpback whails can't arch there back durring sex. So another bystandard must shove a six foot long ding a ling in the female.

Post 27 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2011 0:13:37

Okay, now you are wanting a man with a foot long, and we still have no description?I read someplace that miles and miles of "averaged" sized penises get unused, due to women only bing about 3 to 4 inches deep, so 3 inces would be just about right. But again all this wishing, and no telling. I mean you want a foot long, and a man to run up a hill. He might trip over it and fall on his face then what? Now his nose is bent too and all this effert for the unknown? Nope we'll sit down in the shade at the bottom of the hill and sip our beers, thank you very much.

Post 28 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2011 19:16:41

This is just too funny... lol!

Post 29 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2011 21:10:30

Blah Wane, don't expect me to run to the bottom.
And, isn't a foot long a discription after all according to litterodica that's all the chicks want right?

Post 30 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 25-Mar-2011 14:25:22

Ah, tipical woman. Always wanting more then she needs, and not even willing to give the Zone men a little something like a description? We're still sitting in the shade, at the bottom of the hill swatting flies, sipping beers, and swapping lies about how we're all built like these humpback whails you read about. Yep, will just wait until some "chick" wonders by with phat.....

Post 31 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Friday, 25-Mar-2011 18:13:41

Um, I can't wonder by seeing as I'm already on the hell! hashahaha

Post 32 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Friday, 25-Mar-2011 18:57:48

omg lmao! Yall are too funny! :d

Post 33 by Xeon (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Mar-2011 18:33:40

rofl

Post 34 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Sunday, 27-Mar-2011 19:00:24

I know right? You should see how this chick is in person. :p

Post 35 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Thursday, 31-Mar-2011 20:09:04

My face, you say that now, but I bet you'd like to invision all those humpback whails banging like bumper cars.

Post 36 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Thursday, 31-Mar-2011 21:47:36

Um, Actually, no I wouldn't. But I'm pretty sure you would? lol :p

Post 37 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 01-Apr-2011 0:12:35

The Zone men would like to see a description of this board poster. We don't care about a bunch of lying guys running around with sock jobs.Or in that day and age maybe rock jobs?

Post 38 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Friday, 01-Apr-2011 18:17:19

Or blow jobs. Fine Wane, I've got a bolder for head. I wear a tent for a shirt, and I'm the subject of all yo mama is so fat... jokes.

Post 39 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2011 1:41:25

*sigh. Now the truth? Plus it's not me that wants to know. You are looking, and I'm just the spokes person for the Zone men. Lol I'm not looking in your group. Smile.

Post 40 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2011 14:53:18

So Wayne, who is it that wants to know, then? :p

Post 41 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2011 15:56:58

Lmao Ash, exactly my thoughts. And wane, that better not be the case seeing as your company provides the tarp around my ass.

Post 42 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2011 16:15:46

Well being that she posted, and all and is looking for a non "Phat" man that may or may not be able to run up a fill, and it was public her posting and the men on the zone seemed to shy to ask the questions, I took it apon myself to inquire! Now that we have a bit more info the Zone men might start to ask her questions, such as, "do you wear a 1 or 2 man tent." Um, that head... And other questions just might arrize. Zone men you may speak now.
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Post 43 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Monday, 04-Apr-2011 18:16:23

Aah, thank you for that charming speech.
Well hell, I got a two man tent though I prefer one man, and you fuckers can use me as a moonwalk or something.

Post 44 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 04-Apr-2011 18:20:46

Always happy to help the needy.

Post 45 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Monday, 04-Apr-2011 20:59:31

lmao Amelia, where the hell did that fucked up sense of humor of yours come from? :p

Post 46 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Monday, 04-Apr-2011 21:05:48

It came from my food and my shitting in the literal sense. And darling, on that note. I can make all fat hoes scream louder than the spiders under there bed, now that's primarily because I'd probably crush them underfoot but hey that's a start compared to my midnight performence.

Post 47 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 19:54:45

lmao
Okay then,

Post 48 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2011 2:18:15

Think I'll stay at the bottom of the hill where all the guys are. I might just get lucky!

Post 49 by contradiction (aww, I always knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2011 5:18:06

lmao. omg, amelia, i love youuuuu. o, and, you're gonna teach your lil sis to do these things, riiiiight? :P

Post 50 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2011 19:44:34

Danni, you need to make the guys lucky by staying at the bottom of the hill dear.
They might just roll right over your tits.
Anthony, you must not be afraid of being banged like a tanbereen, sir.