Category: Singles Spit Swap
So, I'm looking for a chewy-cinamon bun type dude. This individual will barely be capable of running up a hill. End of storry, good by and happy eating. :d aah the reactions!
Ooh, doey and spicy! And hills? Hmm, it'll be more fun watching him rock crawl.
I think his ass would be a rock in it's self.
You can hit me up. I hate hills lol :)
Running up a hill? Are you trying to catch a man or are you asking to be chased? Hmm?
Idk, Wane are you running up a hill.
No. I never chase.
ok. strange.
very interesting. smiles.
Description please? I mean a man needs to know what he's getting specially if one doesn't want "p h a t pants" Smile.
Lmao Wane, your milking this for all it's worth, sir. Well as I stated earlier you have to be a pillsberry doughboy?
I'm running up a hill!
You have fun whith that Sara, and don't expect Daniel to cart you back up, :p!
I am not milking. I am asking questions? I mean the Zone fellas just might be champing at the bit if they knew what you weren't and well I'm just asking the question they'd ask. For example, A girl that doesn't want a )phat) man does she have a 40 inch waist? Will he have to buy her a tent instead of a dress? Can he safely invite you buy and not have to provide a special chair, because his aren't made of iron, stone,that sort of thing?
Sure, Wane exactly. His ass must alsow be a cinamon roll, lmfao.
Only his ass? Smile.
I guess the poor men of the Zone will just have to do this, um, blind, since I can't get you to describe yourself. Lol.
Or perhaps one of those beer bellies, like in king of the hill?
A man never runs up a hill without a promise of what he might find at the top.
This is hillarious. and yeah, we need incentive. There better be something sweet at the top of that thaer hill... (And it doesn't need to be food for me necessarily.)
Okay. I probably couldn't run up a hill to save my life... lol.
Wane, I hope that incentive is larger than three inches.
Um, Amelia Deer, are you okay? I mean mentally okay? lmao this is...interesting.
3 inches? I thought their was suppose to be you at the top of this hill, or who wanted a man that could run up a hill, so I'm hoping these more then 3 inches don't apply to you? Besides if their were more then 3 inches seems like you'd be the runner?
lol True...
that was a good one.
How bout three feet. I read somewhere that humpback whails can't arch there back durring sex. So another bystandard must shove a six foot long ding a ling in the female.
Okay, now you are wanting a man with a foot long, and we still have no description?I read someplace that miles and miles of "averaged" sized penises get unused, due to women only bing about 3 to 4 inches deep, so 3 inces would be just about right. But again all this wishing, and no telling. I mean you want a foot long, and a man to run up a hill. He might trip over it and fall on his face then what? Now his nose is bent too and all this effert for the unknown? Nope we'll sit down in the shade at the bottom of the hill and sip our beers, thank you very much.
This is just too funny... lol!
Blah Wane, don't expect me to run to the bottom.
And, isn't a foot long a discription after all according to litterodica that's all the chicks want right?
Ah, tipical woman. Always wanting more then she needs, and not even willing to give the Zone men a little something like a description? We're still sitting in the shade, at the bottom of the hill swatting flies, sipping beers, and swapping lies about how we're all built like these humpback whails you read about. Yep, will just wait until some "chick" wonders by with phat.....
Um, I can't wonder by seeing as I'm already on the hell! hashahaha
omg lmao! Yall are too funny! :d
rofl
I know right? You should see how this chick is in person. :p
My face, you say that now, but I bet you'd like to invision all those humpback whails banging like bumper cars.
Um, Actually, no I wouldn't. But I'm pretty sure you would? lol :p
The Zone men would like to see a description of this board poster. We don't care about a bunch of lying guys running around with sock jobs.Or in that day and age maybe rock jobs?
Or blow jobs. Fine Wane, I've got a bolder for head. I wear a tent for a shirt, and I'm the subject of all yo mama is so fat... jokes.
*sigh. Now the truth? Plus it's not me that wants to know. You are looking, and I'm just the spokes person for the Zone men. Lol I'm not looking in your group. Smile.
So Wayne, who is it that wants to know, then? :p
Lmao Ash, exactly my thoughts. And wane, that better not be the case seeing as your company provides the tarp around my ass.
Well being that she posted, and all and is looking for a non "Phat" man that may or may not be able to run up a fill, and it was public her posting and the men on the zone seemed to shy to ask the questions, I took it apon myself to inquire! Now that we have a bit more info the Zone men might start to ask her questions, such as, "do you wear a 1 or 2 man tent." Um, that head... And other questions just might arrize. Zone men you may speak now.
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Aah, thank you for that charming speech.
Well hell, I got a two man tent though I prefer one man, and you fuckers can use me as a moonwalk or something.
Always happy to help the needy.
lmao Amelia, where the hell did that fucked up sense of humor of yours come from? :p
It came from my food and my shitting in the literal sense. And darling, on that note. I can make all fat hoes scream louder than the spiders under there bed, now that's primarily because I'd probably crush them underfoot but hey that's a start compared to my midnight performence.
lmao
Okay then,
Think I'll stay at the bottom of the hill where all the guys are. I might just get lucky!
lmao. omg, amelia, i love youuuuu. o, and, you're gonna teach your lil sis to do these things, riiiiight? :P
Danni, you need to make the guys lucky by staying at the bottom of the hill dear.
They might just roll right over your tits.
Anthony, you must not be afraid of being banged like a tanbereen, sir.